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Either way, it's a guaranteed conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC) Sleeve Length (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":47790055522435,"sku":"9f933d7f-ef98-4912-9753-721ca4d006af","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47790055555203,"sku":"81922a2e-c817-4059-ab06-d4166f417fc3","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47790055587971,"sku":"7fa3ab74-98dd-469c-a6a7-9930a4c01e6c","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47790093402243,"sku":"0bc9b97d-8933-46b8-b1d6-5507d2aaf8ca","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/9641\/7667\/files\/b18ba5d9-93e9-48e4-ab39-3a83a9f5583b.jpg?v=1785897441"},{"product_id":"midnight-club","title":"Midnight Club 3 Tee","description":"\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYou had plans tonight. Then you remembered Dub Edition exists, and now you don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis one's for the people who peaked emotionally somewhere around 2005, PS2 controller in hand, customizing a Honda that could never exist in real life. No shame in it. Some hobbies you grow out of. This isn't one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUse It As A Real Excuse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it to bail on plans without saying a word. Anyone who gets it, gets it. Anyone who doesn't wasn't invited to the friend group anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat You're Actually Getting\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eComfort Colors blank — garment-dyed and pre-softened, feels like a shirt you've owned for five years on day one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDTG print that sits into the fabric instead of on top of it, so it survives wash after wash without cracking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRelaxed, easy fit built for a couch and a controller, not a runway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMade to order — printed fresh when you order it, not pulled off a dusty shelf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eComfortable enough to wear through a full late-night session. Which, let's be honest, is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC) Sleeve Length (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":47790403354755,"sku":"b6df33ce-a1b0-477b-9d1b-02fb951e3b38","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47790403387523,"sku":"ce095cdf-cb0e-4ad2-abd5-d2e89b53f30e","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47790403420291,"sku":"d2b5e5a4-38e8-4ac6-aea0-37dc62ebdc67","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47790403453059,"sku":"dfe58755-3c68-41dc-8214-37081512d6c6","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/9641\/7667\/files\/e9bd02a3-bd32-43ff-a0b6-56dea04b7af9.webp?v=1785900274"},{"product_id":"anti-flock","title":"All My Homies Hate Flock Tee","description":"\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSomebody bolted a camera to a stop sign in your neighborhood and now it knows your license plate better than your mom does. We noticed. We made a shirt about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIf you've ever driven past one of these little cameras and thought, \"wait, what did I do with that old laser pointer?\", this shirt is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnly the best\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDTF print laid down crisp on white Comfort Colors, so the design pops without the shirt feeling like a warning label. This one's soft enough that you'll forget you're wearing a small act of protest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs Worth Knowing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eComfort Colors blank — garment-dyed, pre-softened, none of that stiff-out-the-bag nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDTF transfer that won't crack, peel, or fade into a weird ghost image after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRelaxed unisex fit — true to size, size up if you want it roomier\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMade to order, so no two are sitting in a warehouse gathering dust\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWear it to the block party. Wear it past the pole. Let the cameras figure out what to do with that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e80.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e82.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e85.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e88.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e99.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e108\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e147.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC) Sleeve Length (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":47790529806467,"sku":"1a7a1e8a-dd7d-4cb2-bbd7-4d487f6ebf55","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47790529839235,"sku":"7687235a-e51a-4fa8-ac27-230589d8b874","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47790529872003,"sku":"6728ef09-5efd-494e-abae-1fb182ecbcea","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47790529904771,"sku":"fe6665ae-6ce3-418b-8857-59e970ade01c","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/9641\/7667\/files\/1da49fef-084f-4f58-8830-f87124c88a10.jpg?v=1785900877"},{"product_id":"little-saint-james","title":"I Went To Little Saint James Tee – The Lousy Souvenir Shirt","description":"\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYeah, we went there. Somebody had to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's the disaster-souvenir bit, upgraded. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNo cheap tourist-trap fabric, no scratchy nonsense — just soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton doing what it does best: feeling incredible while your shirt does something borderline illegal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSay Less\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou don't need to explain the joke. Put it on, walk into the room, watch people's faces do the math in real time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Fine Print On Why It's Worth Owning\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGarment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton -- soft from the first wear, no break-in period required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDTG print, laid down clean so it survives the wash instead of peeling off after three\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRelaxed, lived-in fit that doesn't feel like a costume\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrinted to order, nobody's shirt is sitting in a bin waiting for you, it's made fresh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWear it for the reaction. Just read the room first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC) Sleeve Length (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":47790573912195,"sku":"d665bca1-92e3-4ecc-ba70-f12ac10c3ad9","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47790573944963,"sku":"32a61e64-9acf-4510-ab50-0911bd75b36b","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47790573977731,"sku":"932bce2f-d4f3-4511-aff6-7bfd59db03c7","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47790574010499,"sku":"a3eb5dd6-a4f9-4ba7-8548-867f84483701","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/9641\/7667\/files\/dd369c05-f718-480a-b10e-e6a6d5f3a116.jpg?v=1785901384"}],"url":"https:\/\/gasstationapparel.co\/collections\/all-shirts.oembed","provider":"Gas Station Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}