{"product_id":"little-saint-james","title":"I Went To Little Saint James Tee – The Lousy Souvenir Shirt","description":"\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYeah, we went there. Somebody had to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's the disaster-souvenir bit, upgraded. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNo cheap tourist-trap fabric, no scratchy nonsense — just soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton doing what it does best: feeling incredible while your shirt does something borderline illegal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSay Less\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou don't need to explain the joke. Put it on, walk into the room, watch people's faces do the math in real time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Fine Print On Why It's Worth Owning\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGarment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton -- soft from the first wear, no break-in period required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDTG print, laid down clean so it survives the wash instead of peeling off after three\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRelaxed, lived-in fit that doesn't feel like a costume\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrinted to order, nobody's shirt is sitting in a bin waiting for you, it's made fresh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWear it for the reaction. 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