{"product_id":"midnight-club","title":"Midnight Club 3 Tee","description":"\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYou had plans tonight. Then you remembered Dub Edition exists, and now you don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis one's for the people who peaked emotionally somewhere around 2005, PS2 controller in hand, customizing a Honda that could never exist in real life. No shame in it. Some hobbies you grow out of. This isn't one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUse It As A Real Excuse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it to bail on plans without saying a word. Anyone who gets it, gets it. 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