How's My Driving Tee

Classic bumper sticker format, deeply unhinged update. Somewhere between "I don't remember getting in the car" and "we're already doing highway speeds".

Every corporate fleet vehicle has one of these stickers with an 800 number and a complaint line. This is the unofficial, off-brand version.

The Shirt Itself

• Comfort Colors blank — soft, garment-dyed, none of that stiff blank-tee feel
• DTF print, sharp edges on that bumper-sticker block color, holds up wash after wash
• Relaxed unisex fit, true to size
• Made to order, printed fresh for you

Wear it while driving completely normally. The shirt's doing the concerning part for you.

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